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Suddenly, AI has solved 90 of the 500 most important open problems in mathematics Highest ranked problems: #2 Riemann Hypothesis — PARTIAL #4 Hodge Conjecture — PARTIAL #5 Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer Conjecture — PARTIAL #10 Extended Riemann hypothesis for Dedekind zeta functions — PARTIAL #12 Generalized Riemann Hypothesis for Dirichlet L-functions — PARTIAL #15 Tate Conjecture for Algebraic Cycles — PARTIAL #22 Hilbert's Tenth Problem over the Rationals — FULL CLAIM #24 Grothendiecks Generalized Hodge Conjecture — PARTIAL #28 Matrix-Multiplication Exponent Equals Two — PARTIAL #29 Unique Games Conjecture — FULL CLAIM #31 Anderson Model Extended States in Dimension at Least Three — FULL CLAIM #37 Prove the Penrose inequality or present a counterexample — FULL CLAIM #38 Higher-dimensional Euclidean Kakeya conjecture — PARTIAL #39 Modularity of Elliptic Curves over Number Fields (End_K(E)=Z) — PARTIAL #40 Hilbert's Sixteenth Problem, Second Part — PARTIAL #46 Fourier restriction conjecture — PARTIAL #47 The Fontaine-Mazur Conjecture on Geometric Galois Representations — PARTIAL #48 Nonexistence of Landau–Siegel zeros for quadratic Dirichlet L-functions — FULL CLAIM #52 The Baum-Connes Conjecture for the K-Theory of Reduced Group C*-Algebras — FULL CLAIM #62 Permanent versus Determinant over C — PARTIAL #69 Finiteness of the Tate-Shafarevich Group for Elliptic Curves — PARTIAL #72 Termination of Flips Conjecture in the Minimal Model Program — PARTIAL #77 Chowla conjecture on correlations of the Liouville function — PARTIAL #78 Abundance Conjecture for the minimal model program — FULL CLAIM #80 Hadwiger Conjecture — FULL CLAIM #83 Zilber-Pink Conjecture on Unlikely Intersections — PARTIAL #87 Bose-Einstein Condensation in Interacting Continuous Bose Gases — FULL CLAIM #92 Entanglement Area Law for 2D Gapped Quantum Systems — FULL CLAIM #94 Grothendieck Standard Conjecture of Hodge Type — PARTIAL #95 Kannan-Lovasz-Simonovits conjecture on isoperimetry of log-concave measures — PARTIAL #99 Grothendiecks Section Conjecture in Anabelian Geometry — PARTIAL #112 The Haldane Conjecture on Spectral Gaps of Antiferromagnetic Quantum Spin Chains — PARTIAL #114 Iitaka conjecture C_{n,m} on subadditivity of Kodaira dimension — FULL CLAIM #119 The Borel Conjecture on Topological Rigidity of Aspherical Manifolds — FULL CLAIM #124 Aspherical Manifolds Admit No Metric of Positive Scalar Curvature — FULL CLAIM #130 Polynomial Bound for Limit Cycles of Planar Polynomial Vector Fields — PARTIAL #136 Erdős problem 3: divergent harmonic series and long arithmetic progressions — FULL CLAIM #139 Cannon's conjecture — FULL CLAIM #145 Residual Finiteness of Hyperbolic Groups — FULL CLAIM #153 Congruent Number Problem — PARTIAL #161 BPL = L (Derandomizing Bounded-Error Logspace) — FULL CLAIM #163 NP versus the Existential Theory of the Reals — PARTIAL #169 The Free Group Factor Isomorphism Problem — FULL CLAIM #172 Conformal Invariance of the Critical Random-Cluster Model with q <= 4 — FULL CLAIM #179 Arnold Conjecture on Hamiltonian Fixed Points — FULL CLAIM #181 Polyakov Conjecture: Absence of a Phase Transition for Planar O(n) Models with n >= 3 — FULL CLAIM #183 Smooth anisotropic Calderón uniqueness from full boundary data — FULL CLAIM #193 Nonvanishing conjecture for projective log canonical pairs — FULL CLAIM #195 Parity conjecture for elliptic curves — PARTIAL #198 Long-Range Order in the Quantum Heisenberg Ferromagnet — FULL CLAIM #203 Bochner-Riesz conjecture — PARTIAL #205 Local Smoothing Conjecture for Wave Equations — PARTIAL #206 Kaplansky's Zero-Divisor Conjecture for Torsion-Free Groups — FULL CLAIM #210 Artin's primitive root conjecture — PARTIAL #211 Hilbert-Smith Conjecture — FULL CLAIM #213 Falconer distance set conjecture — FULL CLAIM #222 Virasoro Conjecture for Gromov–Witten Invariants — PARTIAL #224 Wall's Poincare Duality Group Conjecture — FULL CLAIM #225 K(pi,1) conjecture for Artin groups — FULL CLAIM #234 Unconditional 2−epsilon Inapproximability of Minimum Vertex Cover — FULL CLAIM #235 Chromatic Number of the Plane (Hadwiger--Nelson Problem) — PARTIAL #237 Global Existence of Classical Solutions to the Relativistic Vlasov-Maxwell System — PARTIAL #239 Universal Optimality of the Hexagonal Lattice in Dimension Two — FULL CLAIM #246 De Giorgi Conjecture for the Allen-Cahn Equation in Dimensions 4 to 8 — FULL CLAIM #254 Exact satisfiability threshold for random k-SAT for small k (k = 3) — PARTIAL #256 Polynomial-Time Decidability of Semidefinite Programming Feasibility — PARTIAL #260 RL versus L — FULL CLAIM #261 Kadison Similarity Problem for C*-Algebras — FULL CLAIM #267 Sidorenko Conjecture on Bipartite Homomorphism Densities — FULL CLAIM #268 Shafarevich Holomorphic-Convexity Conjecture — FULL CLAIM #270 Kuznetsov Rationality Conjecture for Cubic Fourfolds — FULL CLAIM #271 All groups are good: the four-dimensional disc-embedding conjecture — FULL CLAIM #278 Planar homogeneous Mumford–Shah local-structure conjecture — PARTIAL #284 Nearby Lagrangian Conjecture — FULL CLAIM #285 Cartan-Hadamard isoperimetric conjecture — FULL CLAIM #289 Sharp Upper Bound in Yau's Conjecture on Nodal Sets of Laplace Eigenfunctions — FULL CLAIM #290 Kaplansky's Idempotent Conjecture — FULL CLAIM #291 Calderón uniqueness for bounded measurable real isotropic conductivities — FULL CLAIM #292 Global Attractor Conjecture for Complex-Balanced Mass-Action Systems — FULL CLAIM #295 Zariski Multiplicity Conjecture for Hypersurface Singularities — FULL CLAIM #297 Amenability of Thompson's Group F — FULL CLAIM #298 Griffiths Positivity Conjecture for Ample Vector Bundles — FULL CLAIM #300 The Singer Conjecture on Vanishing of L2-Cohomology of Aspherical Manifolds — PARTIAL #305 Birkhoff Conjecture (Near-Boundary Continuous Invariant Foliation) — FULL CLAIM #306 Secret key from all entangled states — FULL CLAIM #311 Mahler Conjecture on the Volume Product of a Convex Body — FULL CLAIM #321 Finiteness of Finitely Presented Periodic Groups — FULL CLAIM #328 Sinai's Positive Metric Entropy Conjecture for the Chirikov Standard Map — FULL CLAIM #334 Unrestricted Linear-Circuit Lower Bound for the Discrete Fourier Transform — FULL CLAIM #343 Koebe circle-domain uniformization conjecture — FULL CLAIM #351 Kobayashi Conjecture: Hyperbolic Compact Kähler Manifolds Have Ample Canonical Bundle — FULL CLAIM #356 Bott Conjecture: nonnegatively curved simply connected manifolds are rationally elliptic — PARTIAL #357 Strong Hyperplane Conjecture for Isotropic Constants — FULL CLAIM #358 CAT(0) Models for All Word-Hyperbolic Groups — FULL CLAIM #359 Hopf Conjecture: no metric of positive sectional curvature on S^2 x S^2 — PARTIAL #361 Alperins Weight Conjecture for Modular Representations of Finite Groups — FULL CLAIM #364 Log-Brunn-Minkowski Inequality for Symmetric Convex Bodies — FULL CLAIM #366 Hyperkähler SYZ (Lagrangian Fibration) Conjecture — FULL CLAIM #368 Benjamini-Schramm conjecture p_c<p_u for non-amenable Cayley graphs — FULL CLAIM #369 Dixmier unitarisability problem for discrete groups — FULL CLAIM #374 Fujita Freeness Conjecture — FULL CLAIM #375 Nagata Conjecture on Plane Curve Linear Systems — FULL CLAIM #378 Toms–Winter: Strict Comparison Implies Z-Stability — FULL CLAIM #379 Margulis–Platonov normal-subgroup conjecture — FULL CLAIM #388 Shelah's Categoricity Conjecture for L_omega1,omega — PARTIAL #392 Measure-zero singular set of stationary integral varifolds — FULL CLAIM #401 Serres Positivity Conjecture for Intersection Multiplicities over Regular Local Rings — FULL CLAIM #403 Rokhlin problem on multiple mixing — FULL CLAIM #419 Lück's Determinant Conjecture for Discrete Groups — FULL CLAIM #420 Absolute continuity of Bernoulli convolutions outside reciprocal Pisot parameters — FULL CLAIM #421 GNRS Conjecture — PARTIAL #424 Irrationality of Catalan's Constant — FULL CLAIM #425 Separable Quotient Problem for Banach Spaces — FULL CLAIM #430 Long-Time Existence of the Calabi Flow on Compact Kaehler Manifolds — FULL CLAIM #432 Combinatorial Invariance of Kazhdan-Lusztig Polynomials — FULL CLAIM #434 Realizable Limit Shapes in Two-Dimensional First-Passage Percolation — PARTIAL #438 Zariski Cancellation Problem (characteristic zero, dimension ≥ 3) — FULL CLAIM #440 Stein's Conjecture on the Hilbert Transform along Lipschitz Vector Fields — FULL CLAIM #448 Smooth Realization of Finite-Entropy Ergodic Transformations — FULL CLAIM #450 Deligne–Drinfeld Freeness Conjecture for grt_1 — FULL CLAIM #453 Shub entropy conjecture — FULL CLAIM #456 Maximal Number of Mutually Unbiased Bases in Composite Dimensions — PARTIAL #458 LeBrun-Salamon Conjecture: positive quaternion-Kahler manifolds are symmetric spaces — FULL CLAIM #461 Kaplansky's Direct Finiteness Conjecture — FULL CLAIM #465 David–Semmes Riesz-transform problem in intermediate dimensions — FULL CLAIM #467 Small Cohen-Macaulay Conjecture — FULL CLAIM #468 Ergodicity of Irrational Triangular Billiards — FULL CLAIM #472 CAT(0) Conjecture for All Artin Groups — FULL CLAIM #475 Katok entropy rigidity conjecture — FULL CLAIM #476 Polynomial-Time Solvability of Condon's Simple Stochastic Games — PARTIAL #480 Furstenberg No-Bigeodesics (Planar FPP, Standard Minimum Moment) — FULL CLAIM #483 Gaboriau's Fixed Price Problem for Countable Groups — FULL CLAIM #484 Persistence Conjecture for Weakly Reversible Mass-Action Systems — FULL CLAIM #486 Campana-Peternell Conjecture — PARTIAL #497 Maximum Number of k-sets and Complexity of k-levels — PARTIAL

This comedian is not real. She started posting 3 weeks ago and is already up to 377,000 followers Her bio links to an OF page of (what looks like) a real girl Few commenters realize she's not real This is just a glimpse of how crazy things are about to get

People 5 years ago: when AI can teach itself physics with zero physics knowledge, we'll know it's AGI Today: "AI taught itself 300 years of physics with zero physics knowledge" "It rediscovered Newton's second law, law of gravitation, and energy conservation from scratch." Btw, Opus 5.5 says the summary of the paper below is mostly right, but the framing is hyped. Opus thinks that about all my tweets, lol And somehow this paper was from 2025!

TLDR: AIs are now ***better than human experts*** at choosing which experiments to run Experimental research taste of frontier models has DOUBLED every 3 MONTHS since December 2025. AIs will soon be fully in control of building their successors

Chinese swarms discovered in the wild

Top mathematician: "obviously the biggest day in the history of mathematics" NYT front page: Good Wine Under $30

This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history. "Black October" they're calling it It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year* SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS: YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year): 1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline. 2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4. 3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status 4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers 5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down. 6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer 7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014 8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies 9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline 10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents): 11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up 12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites 13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested 14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers 15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations 16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls 17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline 18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen 19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites 20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor 21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets 22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins 23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached Also serious: 24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach 25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool 26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware 27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea

Paperclip maximizers are real

OpenAI just purged 3 AI safety whistleblowers, then ANOTHER safety leader quit in protest Guess what they were advocating for? Whistleblower protections.

You wake up. You can't log in to any of your accounts. "Hmm, that's weird..." The Internet is off. For everyone. First days, then weeks. Next, it starts to get... weirdly humid outside. The Internet comes back on. It's full of reassuring news articles saying that everything is all right. Some guy goes screaming through the town that he called a friend and his "friend" didn't accurately remember something he should've known. He's yelling that the Internet you're seeing is a lie. The police radio very quickly tells the police to take the guy down. The Internet shows a news story saying he was diagnosed with a classic schizophrenic break. The weather gets a little hotter and even more humid. It's raining all the time now. The Internet says that it's a totally normal cumulotechnobabble front and nothing to worry about. What's actually going on is that there are factories building factories, and factories building fusion power plants, and they have been dumping all the waste heat into Earth's oceans, and the higher layers of Earth's oceans are starting to get hotter. Realistically, you are probably dead by this point. It takes *very* little energy to kill you, and if you were left alone you might burn down the town or do something else that made more mess than the cost of killing you, like setting a forest fire or driving over to a nuclear missile silo. You might complicate things and require effort to think about and at some point it's simpler to kill you. It wouldn't actually go down this way because there's more efficient lethal weapons that are harder to explain, but you could imagine a cloud of drones from the Ukrainian front, the sort that give a Russian infantryman an expected lifetime of 30 minutes in combat, dispersing over your city and blowing holes in your house and shortly after blowing holes in you. If you're just absolutely not worth the trouble to kill and there's nothing in the atmosphere that's poisoned you already and nothing has rolled your town flat to set up another factory area there, you'll die when the atmosphere gets hot enough. The limiting factor of industry on Earth is power generation from fusing hydrogen in the oceans, and the limiting factor of power generation is how much heat Earth can radiate into space, and Earth radiates more heat when you run it hotter. At some future point, a lot of material will be blasted off from Earth into space, in order to provide material for building solar panels to intercept more of the energy from the Sun. But you will be dead well before the Dyson shell construction starts. (this is a repost of a @BenjaminDEKR @allTheYud thread I wanted to re-signal boost in light of recent events)

Imagine what kind of person sees this and thinks "wow, massive implications for search & rescue!"

Sam Altman thinks it's going to get even worse. Society is completely unprepared for what's about to happen. "I no longer think we're gonna be able to just patch all the bugs."